Thankfully Oliver is unintentionally offering a bit of comic relief through his writing. He writes a couple of notes every day, and pretty much every one is hilarious. Here's a small sample (translations underneath):
"I am happy now today." (This after a note that said he was really, really sad. He bit his lip pretty bad.)
"I am sorry because I just don't like playing Splendor." (This after a fight with his brother over the board game Splendor.)
"This is because I don't talk because I don't want to say bad words and I don't want to say ????" (This after Chuck asked him why he writes us so many notes!)
"This is why I was so mean. I don't like girls and I have not seen you." (This after he said he was bored so I told him to write a letter to a cousin. This was for Lucy. Obviously.)
"What the hell." (This after...who knows. Nice use of the sacrament meeting program.)
So much to say! What nice handwriting he has - and his spelling is pretty awesome! I didn't even need your translations. :)
ReplyDeleteDid he really mean "What the hell"?! Is that, ummm, something he hears a lot? :)
I probably won't share his letter to Lucy, but I guess that was nice of him to think of her! :)
At least you can find some comic relief right now! Are you doing PB and Js this week?!
oh my gosh amazing writer! That last one is so funny.
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