Gotta love sending your kids to school (or anywhere, for that matter, where other kids exist) so they can learn new "things." Apparently the other kids were teaching my son a bad word.
Rhett: Mom, what does "seckiladi" mean?
Me: Seckiladi? Seckiliadi? [Wracking my brain...] Seckiladi? Oooh, do you mean, "Sexy Lady?"
I did finally come up with something, delivered in a hopefully-non-teasing, educational manner. It still makes me laugh.
P.S. Sorry to those of who have already heard this story. I didn't make time for new material.