The Being Sick Diet

You know how you hate being sick, because it's the worst? I think the only redeeming thing about being sick is the (albeit temporary) weight loss. I've been keeping track of calories (yes, yes, I'm one of those resolutionaries this year), and got this good news from myfitnesspal:



Although, I'm not really sure that's good news. I mean, drinking only two cups of powerade and eating only two saltines everyday for FIVE weeks gets me to only 116 pounds? Uh, I don't think so. I'll take the slow but steady course, thankyouverymuch. You know, the course that involves actual food.