Overheard on the Metro Yesterday

Warning: This post contains anatomically correct language. You've been warned.

Scene: Toddler, about Rhett's age, sitting on his dad's lap on the metro during rush hour. It was a completely packed train. Toddler is pretty antsy, not wanting to stay on dad's lap, understandable given the child's age.

Little boy says to dad, who is trying to wrestle him to stay still, "Dad, stop hurting my penis!" Loudly. Repeatedly. Totally awesomely. To the snickers of all around them.  (Not to worry, no hurting was actually going on.)

It made me smile all the way home. In fact I'm still smiling about it now.